As always, the holidays were a time where Peeves was mostly quiet. There were very few people left to disrupt, so he tended to rehearse amazing pranks to pull on everyone once they got back from wherever they were. And ho boy, 2024 was already starting strongly.
It had started with the suits of armour floating in the Great Hall. Peeves himself wasn't sure how he'd done it, but apparently throwing things high enough up at the enchanted ceiling made them lose their gravitational pull. And that fun special effect apparently didn't wear off if you pulled them back down. Suits of armour were now floating around the entire castle, and the poltergeist thought he could hear McGonagall screaming his name somewhere far away.
The suits of armour were going everywhere, and obligingly Peeves opened every door along the way for them. He was currently leading the way for one of them armed with a spiked club, and singing what he supposed was a motivational song for a suit of armour.
That song quickly changed when he caught sight of the two girls in front of an empty classroom. He directed the empty metal towards them, and was struck by inspiration.
'The twins, the twins, the siamese twins, conjoined at the hip, so lovingly loving, such sisterly sisters! The girlies and Peevesies makes three, all in a big family!'
You, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder, disorder