Hate to break it to ya, but the world doesn't revolve around you. I would have hit that bludger towards any Gryffindor chaser who had the quaffle at the time. Nice try, though.
Please don't mess with Reese. He's sweet. Sometimes I wonder if he's smelled a ditzy daisy lately, but it's endearing. I think I might like him.
And no, you are not allowed to torment me about that.