Issue #G5 ★ 10 February, 1975
Valentine's Day • Hogwarts - Let us not forget the day of love that is right around the corner. Our favorite DADA professor has assured many that he has some special plans to help all of us celebrate this year and I for one can't wait to see what they are.
Rumor Has It... • Hogwarts - A little bird has reported that the missing member of the Golden Trio, Hermione Granger, was seen leaving the Hospital Wing not so long ago. Why was she there? Has she been there the entire time she's been 'missing'? Only a handful of people have the answer to that and sadly we are not them.
Ghost Cats • Hogwarts - Students have been reporting seeing Mrs.Norris wandering the halls recently, but we all know that the evil cat is still petrified just like many of our students. The only conclusion that can be reached is that it is in fact the spirit of the cat wandering around until she gets her body back. Beware students!
Wayward Birds • Hogwarts - There have been reports about an owl who seems to be incapable of dodging other objects in the same flying space as itself. For those of you who enjoying taking a calming flight around the Quidditch Pitch please keep an eye out for this rather idiotic bird.
Potions Cancelled • Chicago Academy of Wizardry - Potions class is canceled for the rest of the week due to someone deciding to blow up the potions classroom during the late night hours. You know who you are and you can be assured that we do to. We just don't want to give you the fame of putting your name in the paper.
Contributions to this issue were made by Jesse.
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