Issue #G4 ★ 27 January, 1975
It's not just rumours if it's true...
Infamous Slytherin heartthrob Heathen Skelter has been seen in the company of a Hufflepuff of his year in the Three Broomsticks last weekend. We're not naming names, but you know who you are, sir! Because yes, it was a boy! And beware, it's not because Skelter doesn't seem alive that he's not going to try something!
There seems to be a lot of cat hair in the Hospital Wing, lately, but Madam Pomfrey doesn't let cats in... I'm just saying! Anything sound suspicious to any of you?
Does Anastasia Katoracov ever actually do any work in her school? Word around the campfire is, she never ever lifts a finger and expects everyone to do chores for her!
What is up with everyone in every school hooking up around the water points? Seriously!
Contributions to this issue were made by Damian.
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