Issue #L2 ★ 22 January, 2020
Whispers From the Gossip Ghoul...
Schools to have ex-Quidditch player Koray Özgür as a guest for conferences throughout the world for his youth programs. Ask your parents, you guys, just how hot he used to be in his heyday! Best smile, gorgeous body, smouldering eyes... Still pretty hot, too, but he's married. And you're too young, anyway.
Holy moly, are the Gryffindors still listening to the Weird Sisters in their common room? Get with the times, guys, this is a new century!
If you go to Hogsmeade, don't hang with people who might not be entirely human. Sounds simple enough, right? So what's wrong with you, L.W?
Daisy Peasegood, famed author of the also famed A Song of Cauldrons series, plans six more novels in her saga. Since everyone in the wizarding world is obsessed by her books, well, I thought you might like to know the newest book is coming out in May. Just in time to fail all your exams! Now, don't say I never did anything for you...
Contributions to this issue were made by Damian.
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